Frog Funnies

When does a frog frown?
When he's un-hoppy.

What do frogs like to drink?

What do you get if you cross a famous space film with a frog?
Star Warts!

What do you say when you want to make friends with a frog?
Wart's new!

What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on!

What's Og's favorite ballet?
Swamp Lake?

What's green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.

What game do frogs play in Scotland?

Where do frogs leave their coats and hats?
In the croak-room!

Why did the frog become a lighthouse keeper?
Because he had his own frog horn!