Betty G. Birney: Fun Stuff


When does a frog frown? When he's un-hoppy. What do frogs like to drink? Croaka-cola! What do you get if you cross a famous space film with a frog? Star Warts! What do you say when you want to make friends with a frog? Wart's new! What did the bus driver say to the frog? Hop on!	What's Og's favorite ballet? Swamp Lake? What's green and can jump a mile a minute? A frog with hiccups. What game do frogs play in Scotland? Hop-Scotch! Where do frogs leave their coats and hats? In the croak-room! Why did the frog become a lighthouse keeper? Because he had his own frog horn!